Tag: funny
group name: whateveryouwant
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October 10, 2008 07:01 PM EDT --
I received this from a friend:
1 .. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't .
2 .. I . . . more
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October 10, 2008 11:35 AM EDT --
Found this in an old email from my dad.
A man boarded a plane with 6 kids. After they got settled in their seats
a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked,
'Are . . . more
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August 28, 2007 12:36 AM EDT --
I just got this in my email and thought they were funny:
Your potted plants stay alive.
6 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
You hear your favourite song on the elevator at . . . more
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October 04, 2007 05:39 PM EDT --
This just touched my funny bone..
Funny Quote of the Day - Adrienne Gusoff - "Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out."
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August 05, 2007 04:11 PM EDT --
This is a must see even if you don't like Will Ferrell.
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/74
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January 14, 2008 02:44 PM EST --
Ok, lets do a word game, how many words/names/places/things what ever can you come up with if you have the first letter of that word that starts with a "D"
It can . . . more
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January 15, 2008 09:05 AM EST --
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. Sorting through the objects on display, he discovers a life-sized bronze sculpture of a rat. He picks . . . more
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January 22, 2008 08:48 PM EST --
This gameis simple. I'll give you a letter and you leave a comment withthe name of any celebrity whose name begins with that letter. Repeatsare ok and in fact actually welcomed. It can be anyone in . . . more
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April 16, 2007 01:33 PM EDT --
I decided to water the new shrubs. As I turned on the hose in the driveway, I looked over at my car and decided it needed washing.
As I started toward the garage, I noticed the mail on the
table . . . more
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May 30, 2007 08:57 AM EDT --
#16
"You know, stop lights don't come any redder that the one you just
went through."
#15
"Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're . . . more
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January 13, 2008 09:56 AM EST --
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 . I
soon noticed that the new program . . . more
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August 22, 2007 10:09 AM EDT --
I received this in my email and.............well, you older ladies will understand it I'm sure. It could happen you know.
FROM MY EMAIL
A Michigan woman and her family were vacationing . . . more
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March 14, 2008 11:42 AM EDT --
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. 'Why?' my . . . more
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March 27, 2008 12:28 PM EDT --
Dear Abby,
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the
Beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's
Worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It . . . more
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January 18, 2008 12:54 PM EST --
Time for a Diet:
Ole was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. The doctor said, "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day and repeat this procedure for two weeks. . . . more
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May 16, 2007 12:52 AM EDT --
I normally don't pass on any porn which I accidentallyreceived...however, I felt that you're old enough and mature enough to handle this.
The best free porn site ever!
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June 20, 2007 08:43 PM EDT --
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2.Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes . . . more
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May 26, 2008 01:17 PM EDT --
An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. Business kept
coming in, and pretty soon she realized that she needed an in-house
counsel. She began to interview young lawyers.
"As . . . more
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October 29, 2007 10:28 PM EDT --
I have to say that I just saw a hilarious shirt saying:
"I went to college and all I got was Herpes"
I guess that's one way to keep people from bugging you at the . . . more
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July 11, 2008 10:31 AM EDT --
This was in my email this morning....:)
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